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November 17, 2007

Back to the Old School...

            I have personally decided to start my own crusade. Before I get into what that is, let me give a little background context. Ahem…
            Yesterday I was waiting at the bus stop on my way to work. Something comes into my line of vision and its crazy dude who called me thirty eight times in three days. His job is right across the street from my bus stop so I guess he saw me from the window. Anyway, he is standing a few feet away from me and he is looking extremely angry. His shoulders are all hunched and his fists are balled up and his face was covered with a really scary grimace. He said something but I had Fred Hammond bumping in the Ipod so I missed it. I took out my head phone and the “conversation” went like this…
Me: What did you say?
Him: You can’t answer your phone? (Let me add that he was so mad his voice got that gruff man thing guys do when they get really mad and his spoke through clenched teeth, so I knew your boy was actually angry!)
Me: No, I never answer my phone…(this is technically true)
Him: WHY NOT? (yes he yelled through clenched teeth…)
Me: It rings too much…
Him: MAN, F*** YOU!
            He then takes off running across the street and goes into a restaurant that overlooks my bus stop and just stands in the glass doorway staring at me. My bus FINALLY comes and as soon as I get on, he comes out and goes back across the street to his job….UM…what? that whole thing was scary and I am not going to be taking a whole other bus to work from now on, but I have decided that I am going to bring the pager back. From now one, instead of handing out the phone number, you are just going to get the pager number and I can decide whether or not to call you back and I can do so from a blocked number. After a certain period of time, I will think about revealing the number but even then it might be the number to the pay phone on the corner, but you get what I’m saying.
            It seems like the guys I encounter are getting crazier and crazier but they only want to show that they are crazy after they get my number. I’m tired of changing my number every few months and telling my friends not to give it out to anyone because some crazy person messed it up for everyone. This situation was particularly scary and I will definitely use extreme caution but I’m going pager shopping when I get home to LA in a couple of hours. I’m about to put this plan into action right now. A whole hot mess I tell you!
Peace Y’all B

November 13, 2007

At least this time its not the bus...

                As you all know, my car got totaled in an accident a few months ago and I have been on the bus ever since.  The bus has been cool, I’m used to it again, but I have discovered a new problem that comes with my public transportation travels. I have to do a lot of walking now as the bus stops are easily half a mile from my house and it seems like every time I start walking somewhere, someone crazy shows up. When I get to work, there is a woman who is obsessed with the fact that I look like Jill Scott. Okay, yes we favor each other, but it is nothing to get all excited about. So I pass by her, say good morning and she starts yelling and screaming (literally) about how much I look like Jill. Next thing I know there are5 dudes on the corner with her, waiting for me with actual cameras trying to take pictures of me so they can pretend that they met Jill Scott. It actually got so scary that I have to come to work late just to avoid the madness.

                Then there is this guy who works at a business that I tend to frequent, no names here because he probably reads my blog, and I hadn’t seen him in a while because I have been so busy. So as I am waiting for the bus, he shows up out of nowhere questioning me on where I’ve been. We crack a few jokes and he asks for my number so he can keep me posted on upcoming events. I give it to him and in the last 3 days he has called me 38 times. And no those are not my wonderful exaggerating skills, that is no joke. I finally had to change his tone to silent and screen him constantly just to get some peace. Three days!!!

                Today, it was exceptionally hot and of course I was stuck carrying my huge coat since it was most certainly not hot this morning. So I stop by Trader Joe’s to get some things for dinner and as I am walking home with my huge bag carrying my laptop and life, my groceries and coat, this man appears out of nowhere and starts following me. The reason I know he is following me is because I stopped walking in an attempt to get him to walk ahead of me and when I stopped, he stopped. When I started walking he started walking. As he walked behind me I could hear him grunting and making comments about my butt and there was nothing I could do about it since my hands were absolutely full. He followed me all the way to my house, and since I had already walked half a mile and was virtually drenched in sweat, homeboy was just going to have to know which building I lived in because I was not taking another step.

                Now that it’s getting dark at 2:15, I have decided to put about 100 dollars a month aside and just start taking cabs. It’s getting real dangerous in these streets and with all these strange folks trying to wile’ out, I am not the one to become a statistic. Y’all just pray for me! LOL! And let me also add that this is the first time I haven’t had any actual drama ON the bus. Go figure!

Peace Y’all!
B

November 12, 2007

these are my confessions

A few random thoughts for you…

                I think that I should start this blog with a confession. Now this is very hard for me to admit, but I feel like my faithful blog readers and I are family so I can be real with you guys.  If you have ever had a series of conversations with me, the term “you don’t know me, I’m from the streets” has probably come out of my mouth a time or two. I talk a lot of smack, that’s just what I do. I’ve never actually had to back any of it up and I figured that the look on my face and the tone of my voice should be enough confirmation to whomever I am attempting to punk, and so far, it has been successful. However, a couple of weeks ago the fam and I went to see American Gangster and by the time the movie ended my stomach hurt from all of the flinching I did every time a gun was shot. All of the violence and drugs and sex gave me a headache, so I am going to confess once and for all, that I am actually Not at all from the streets nor do I have any innate desire to claim said streets from this point on.  In fact, I grew up in the suburbs. I had a schedule of homework, chores and play time. I used to roller skate down the street wearing my Aunt’s Laker Girl uniform (when she wasn’t home of course!) pretending that I was figure skating legend Debbie Thomas. I snuck cookies from the kitchen and sold kool-aid in plastic bags to my friends at school. I had an actual childhood and the closest things I came to being from the streets was the drive by shooting that occurred my freshman year of high school. Other than that, I was living the life that was quite opposite street life. I will actually take my childhood over all that anytime. So let me say it again, I am not, nor have I ever been ‘from the streets’.  Whew…Glad I got that off of my chest…

 

                I also must discuss Cal football for a second and thus confess that my Go bearness may have reached irrational hieghts. This weekend was the game against u$c and I got tickets at the last minute so I was amped. And then the rain started. However, being a true blue Cal fan, I was not letting a little water come between me and my Golden Bears. However. After almost getting into two fights, one over an umbrella and another with a drunk white girl, standing in the rain for 4 and half hours without being able to use an umbrella, getting punked by u$c’s band, and of course losing the game, I came to the decision that I am going to have to start supporting my Golden Bears from the comfort of my own home. The good news is that I did not get sick, but my sweat shirt is still hanging up in the bathroom and has yet to dry. It was really funny because after a while, I didn’t even realize it was raining anymore. It didn’t even matter. If we had won the game it might have even been fun. It could have been one of those memories that you can talk about with friends a few years from now and laugh. But alas, we did not win, we got punked and my hatred for all things u$c has been elevated by the fact that their band only knows how to play one song. Oakland almost made it into the stadium, but we held back. Besides, we were too wet to get over there and say anything. Just a whole hot mess. Maybe next year I won’t have to use the nerd card as to why Cal is superior to all other schools. Maybe next year. Go Bears anyway.

                Not much else exciting is going on in my life. I’m going home for Thanksgiving on Saturday and I am really excited about that. It is always good just to spend time with the family and chill out. And as an added bonus, I get to spend time with all of my friends that I never get to see because I’m always asleep for the two or three days I’m out there, so it works out great! Anyway, I’ll be in touch soon. I’m working on getting my consistency back with the blogs but as my 04 so eloquently said it, don’t force it, so I’m not. Be blessed and I’ll holla!

Peace Y’all

B


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